faterecanted: (I feel a plot coming on)
Van Grants ([personal profile] faterecanted) wrote 2011-10-03 01:04 am (UTC)

[ridiculous action] the power of puns compelled me

[Van takes a moment to check that he does, indeed, have a sword. And at this point he is honestly just hoping he still knows how to use it because what even.]

But I'm much too small to make a good meal of. [...He is 6'2" and built like a linebacker. Don't worry, this is confusing him too.]

You should let me go instead, and I'll bring a better dinner.

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