[Now that Van is sufficiently recovered from his ordeal to pretend to be a decent person, he flashes Gilbert a thoroughly charming grin. ...And wrings the ends of his tabard out in the water.]

We certainly do. Still, that was rather inconsiderate of our... hosts, and I'd hate you to think me a ruffian. I'd be happy to owe you lunch at a later date; when I'm a little more... decent.