I- am merely a humble cat who wishes to do my master's bidding?
[That line is so wooden and confused that if he was acting this stupid story out for a child, they'd demand a do over. And maybe cry. He is not a cat, why is he even saying this?
F'ing Score what is even wrong with him this is the worst day ever.]
[ridiculous action] cats in snazzy shoes have been known to kill shapeshifting ogres. by eating them
[That line is so wooden and confused that if he was acting this stupid story out for a child, they'd demand a do over. And maybe cry. He is not a cat, why is he even saying this?
F'ing Score what is even wrong with him this is the worst day ever.]